She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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