How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dude i'm inner monologue high
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
either way he was missing a nipple.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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