i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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