So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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