BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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