Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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