well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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