Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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