I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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