you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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