Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I wear drunk well.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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