I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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