"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
third nipple confirmed
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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