Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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