dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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