Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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