I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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