So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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