yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She's the barista slut.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
