we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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