I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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