i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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