So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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