if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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