Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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