Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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