There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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