i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
please come you make the beer taste better
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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