i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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