At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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