have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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