508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
i think i just lost a toe
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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