Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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