So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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