you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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