just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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