Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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