What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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