so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
