..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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