Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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