He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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