Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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