youre lurking in front of me
Yo dont text me then not text me
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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