I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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