Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
operation harelip BJ is a go
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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