Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Randomize
