Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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