so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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