i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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